"he's somewhat of a celebrity now in the 'blogosphere'...it's really gone to his head."

list of things i cannot stop thinking about:

1. buenos aires.
2. alexander wang's donna hobo (or rather, when it will go on sale)
3. whether or not it is possible to sodomize someone with a mozzarella stick and/or sheathed string cheese (in reference to corey's earlier decree that his rapist name would be "the mozza-raper").
4. personal development (or my present lack thereof).
5. jewelry and/or handbag entrepreneurship.
6. my perfect trail mix (raw cashews, white chocolate chips, dried cranberries, almonds, chocolate covered sunflower seeds).